According to Urban Dictionary, a purse is defined as:
1. A pretty container attached to a long strap which a woman may sling over her shoulder. She uses it to carry her ID cards and other items of a personal nature.
2. A woman's dog tags and collar.
Ha ha. Word.
My newest gripe is knock-off purses. In my younger years, I was guilty of this very offense. But now that I have the means to purchase quality bags, and realize the blatant differences between a real Coach purse and a knock-off, it grates my nerves.
Really lady? You're wearing sweats to a Walmart, and you're rocking Chanel?! I doubt it. Do these people who purchase knock-offs realize how much this actually costs? I could NEVER afford Chanel. Even if I could, I'd probably beat myself for blowing that much cash on something I throw my shit into.
If you're going to to try to fool people into thinking you're carrying an authentic designer bag, why not try some brands that are more realistic. Dooney & Bourke, Juicy Couture, Coach, etc. That is not real Burberry. What tipped me off? Your '94 Honda Civic that pulled out of the Goodwill parking lot.
1. A pretty container attached to a long strap which a woman may sling over her shoulder. She uses it to carry her ID cards and other items of a personal nature.
2. A woman's dog tags and collar.
Ha ha. Word.
My newest gripe is knock-off purses. In my younger years, I was guilty of this very offense. But now that I have the means to purchase quality bags, and realize the blatant differences between a real Coach purse and a knock-off, it grates my nerves.
Really lady? You're wearing sweats to a Walmart, and you're rocking Chanel?! I doubt it. Do these people who purchase knock-offs realize how much this actually costs? I could NEVER afford Chanel. Even if I could, I'd probably beat myself for blowing that much cash on something I throw my shit into.
If you're going to to try to fool people into thinking you're carrying an authentic designer bag, why not try some brands that are more realistic. Dooney & Bourke, Juicy Couture, Coach, etc. That is not real Burberry. What tipped me off? Your '94 Honda Civic that pulled out of the Goodwill parking lot.

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