Thursday, July 28, 2011

Miss Minaj

Where the hell did this girl come from?  Guest rapping on tracks and putting out a mix tape sure gets you a lot of attention.  Enough to score a record deal, and a spot on the Young Money roster?




















I loved Nicki Minaj's "My Time Now" documentary.  She bought her family a house, she explained the boss bitch attitude, and exposed her true passion for...acting?  Say wha?

This woman thinks she's on the fast track to building her so-called empire and leaving the hip hop game as a legend.  Honey, you're good, but you're not that good.  And these crazy hair-dos and costumes?  It's been done.  By whom?  Your arch nemesis, actually.  The one you've been blasting on tracks about being a has-been.

Let's compare stats:

Raised out of NYC (Minaj - Queens, Kim - Brooklyn) - CHECK!
Favorite color is pink - CHECK!
Discovered by legendary hip hop mentor (Minaj - Wayne, Kim - Biggie) - CHECK!
Part of hip hop group (Minaj - Young Money, Kim - Junior Mafia) - CHECK!
Sexual raps - CHECK!
Ridiculous hair and costumes - CHECK!
Black Friday...Pink Friday.

Just my 2 cents on the whole deal.  While some things are clearly coincidental, others (the wigs?) are not.  Nicki, if you want to be a game-changer, you better put out something more original.  Let's start with your swagger.

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